Maternal Mysteries

Some miscellaneous maternal mysteries to ponder:

1. Where’d all those other socks go?

2. How come all the other parents said it was okay?

3. Why am I the only one in my family who can see the present the dog left on the living room rug?

4. If I don't know anything, why do my offspring still ask for my advice?

5. Who ate the last chocolate chip cookie?

Any thoughts?

Comments

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